Here are a few random quotes between Andrew and me that took place during the first trimester up to this last weekend (half way through the 2nd trimester).
A: Are you okay?
C: Yeah. I just felt like I had to throw up on you, but didn’t want to.
A: But it’s exciting throw up because you’re pregnant.
While playing with a Strawberry Shortcake toy (about 2 inches) the same we had our first ultrasound done, Andrew came to a striking realization and whispered “Our baby is this big right now.”
A: Hahaha
C: What?
A: If you threw up in bed we don’t have a change of sheets.
C: Oh yeah.
Both: *Awkward laughing out loud*
C: Hmm, yeah… maybe we should get a 2nd set…
A: Yeah… maybe… keep that bucket close, alright.
C: I don’t want violent games played around our baby when he/she is born.
A: Does Mario’s butt stomping koopas count?
C: No. I was thinking more of guns, swords, archery, that kind of thing.
A: So Wii Sports Resort is out then?
C: Hahaha no. =P
C: I feel chubby.
A: You’re not chubby! You’re makin’ baybay.
C: We are not naming our child Johnjacobjingleheimerschmidt ‘cause that’s not my name too.
A: I’m pretty sure Johnjacobjingleheimerschmidt doesn’t know anyone with the same name.
C: (After going through lots of boy names and not finding a single one we both semi-like) Fine. We can name our child Yoda if Tadpole is a boy, because he’ll be small and wrinkly when he comes out.
C: (While driving on 520 with Andrew) So, technically can we be in the 3 person or more carpool lane?
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ReplyDeleteC: Harumph! I'll have to learn to share my My Little Ponies with her if we have a girl!
A: And I'll have to learn to *enjoy* sharing your My Little Ponies with her if we have a girl, and then go do something manly, like go to a shooting range.
These are really funny :)
ReplyDeleteThose are great!! You guys are so cute. :)
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